me: look – all you have to do is stand in the changing room, with your jeans round your ankles for 10 minutes while I take some photos
older daughter: muuum. you are SO embarassing.
me: I’ll buy you a milk shake. Think of it like work placement – artist’s assistant.
older daughter: I do not want to be an artist mum.
me: Go on – it will be fun – a day out together.
Older daughter:I’ll do it if no-one’s looking. If anyone comes in the shop, don’t talk to me.
me: deal.
older daughter: humph
