I came home to find my way blocked by a pile of furniture, tubes of Anusol, divorce papers, my brother in laws knighthood certificate, stump socks, cigarette cards, pebbles, king penguin classics and picnic hampers full of receipts, dining room furniture, My sisters milk expresser.
Three of my sisters had similar piles and I was jealous of the sister who got my stuff and the Freemason apron and case.
