Do I apply for a hawkers license or not?
If I take money from people for a small brown paper bag full of hot chestnuts I should but I’m only going to be asking prople for ideas to burn. So no – no street hawker’s license.
I’ll be in the Royal Borough of Kensington and I’m certain that there will be many people around, those leaving the event and residents, who will have ideas to burn.
I’m hoping a queue forms or a gathering as they wait to throw their ideas on to the brazier and get a few hot chestnuts in return. If this happens we could begin to look like a picket line kicking off the 2010 winter of discontent – but my nuts will be so hot and delicious that all the punters will look content though maybe not if i make them wait a long time for their nuts – that’s it poor service should get them looking discontented and avoid the piece heralding the Winter of Content – WOW! That’s it!
Join me for the the start of the Winter of Content
