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Novia extended their lead at the top of the league to two points by beating a resilient Bolsov 2-1. Nova’s boss has been fined by The Sporting Council for recent comments directed at top board officials.

Tranquilayers looked visibly stunned as they were comprehensively beaten by a resurgent Bombaya by three goals to nil. Tranquilayers boss: ‘I was watching the match on the big screen in Sporting City and must confess to a feeling of anxiety when my scouts went to check out Bombaya training the day before. This is a crisis result for us…no doubt about that. I got it wrong…I hold up my hands…our opponents played with creative intelligence.’

Olby were back in the mix after putting 2 goals past a dazed Athletico. A delirious Olby boss: ‘I hate Athletico! Our wealth amounts to just a 20th of theirs…yeah we’re the shoestring champions. I promise you this we’re gonna stay unbeaten now and I’ve more players coming through! Ye know, Athletico disrespected us earlier this year when they beat us 3-2…what goes around comes around man…what goes around…’

Delta made hard work of their match against Colne eventually winning 1-0. Colne have confirmed that they’re leaving The Sporting league at the end of the season to explore projects elsewhere. There are rumours that they’re currently in the process of collaborating with the exiled intellectual revolutionaries Universo Collunteen.

Bayerns and Red Star erred on the side of caution with a 0-0 draw. It has already been voted the most boring game of the year. Bayerns boss: ‘we cancelled each other out….perhaps there was a bit too much respect out there today. We’ll do the usual post-mortem and research our action plan for the next outing.’

News: # Latent Marketing Solutions have bought a 70% stake in the acquisition of Chamber Athlete. # Dons are developing the creative strand of their business by opening the Cultur Des Artifactos in Centrale Vale.




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