Take heed by me.
'Always put your cement mixer on level ground'
If I were a premiership footballer I would would get that tattooed on my inner forearm in Japanese.
My cement mixer fell over, it was too heavy to pick up because it was full of cement. So I had to empty it out using a trowel while it was laying down.
I do have more important things to say about this project, but not at the moment. Too tired.
