I haven’t seen an English newspaper for two months, since the 7th of June in fact. I don’t expect to see another until mid-September. I get the gist of what’s going on in the world through the BBC news page on the web, which just about satisfies my urge to know. I had bought the Sunday Times on the ferry to pass the time during the crossing, and kept the magazines to read later. Ordinarily I read only a small number of articles thoroughly, flicking through, or past, or ‘speed-reading’ the rest. Why I imagined anything should be different later I don’t know. Perhaps subconsciously I thought that they might provide a link back to my other life.
I picked up ‘Culture’ last night – the section about the arts which is mostly the TV guide. Let me quickly run through some of the items which caught my eye: Britney (cover story); AA Gill on television; Richard Long’s Tate retrospective; A review of a book on Grace Kelly; ENO’s Così Fan Tutti; Tuesday’s TV Pick Of The Day: Sarah Beeny’s ‘Property Snakes and Ladders’; and for Wednesday: ‘Celebrity Masterchef’.
AA Gill reviews ‘Katie Price: The Jordan Years’, in which a surgeon reverentially produces Jordan’s first breasts from a drawer (the implants, that is), and the camera asks “can I touch them?”
It strikes me that we have ‘Culture’, ‘Popular Culture’, and ‘Culchah’. The last one is also the first one, and the one which the man or women on the street refers to as being for posh people. Yes, that is a sweeping generalisation, no, I’m not being patronising (you know exactly what I mean). What I am driving at is this: a straw poll in the High Street will undoubtedly show that everyone has heard of Jordan and no-one has heard of Richard Long. I will also wager this: a straw poll among the art community will show that everyone has heard of Jordan but not everyone knows who Richard Long is; and, a straw poll amongst certain sections of the art community will show that no-one will admit to knowing who Jordan is, but everyone knows who Richard Long is (however, strap these same people up to a lie detector and you may not get identical results).
Art is not democratic: there are sections of the art world that prefer it that way – exclusivity (as in relation to exclude) is good for prices. Even the more socially aware tend to refer to popular culture with a kind of knowing irony. We are obliged to use language to describe our work which is the syntactical equivalent of a secret handshake. The sad thing is, there are homes all over this country that do not have anything on the wall, just as there are households that do not possess a single book.
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