Duncan of Jordanstone, Dundee

Enthusiasm is a difficult thing to come by sometimes. Especially when the clocks have stepped back an hour to allow evening football and your masking tapes run out. Luckily, I haven't yet fallen foul to a 'timetable' but alas honour this in a pre mass-productionism output of 'art'-work. As laid out in my telling CV I think I have two drawings, three scultpures, a half-finished painting and a deliberatley left at half-finish painting, but have yet to produce an obligatory video piece? Also, a 'text' piece. Painting a wall white is a strangely irritating venture, I'd recommend dimming the lights instead and a statement dealing an artistic verbose declaring that "mistakes and 'the unfinished' are an integral part of my ephemeral yet very definate in relation to time, studio practice", "and I'm also a wanker". Also, why call white paint white paint when pre off-white or negative black will do?

Having drunk some drinks and rued the fact that landscape painting doesn't 'function as function as therapy', I have indulged my fascination in the flat-garden, sarbonunker and perhaps, HENK. Although HENK, as always, is a risk. Unless of course accompanied by Critical (Liquid) Mass. More art related advice to follow…