I've got plenty to say, but now I've actually sat down at the computer I really can't be bothered. It's been a long week, and I've worked on the computer all day.
Here's a rubbish joke instead.
How many artists does it take to change a light bulb? 10. 1 to change it and 9 other to reassure her that it looks good.
Here's another if you think you can take it.
How many gallery visitors does it take to change a light bulb? 2. one to do it, and one to say, 'huh my four year old could have done that'.
ps. Partner wants me to make it clear that if the 'him/her' blog happened to based on our conversation, that he didn't say that stuff about trainer loads, if he did it was slip of the tongue, and can I please change it because it makes him look like he's not very funny, when in reality he is hilariously witty.
humour is a very personal thing.