I have wrapped the blob in every scrap of bubblewrap that could be found in the house. This was not an inconsiderable amount but only barely sufficed. Then I wrapped the bubblewrap in a reel of parcel tape emblazoned with the word FRAGILE in large red letters. This will no doubt mark it out as a suitable object to be sat upon or used in a Bernard Matthews style kickabout. The van arrives next Friday. The basement now resembles a little sculpture sweatshop as I desperately try to churn out enough work for both the London and Folkestone shows. I have taken to bunging everything online on a free, naff but very easy to use website called Zapd.
I was planning a long rambling post about things but I’ve just had a request to write a statement. must go…
