rolling my dung, in four acts

Today:

everything went too slow

anticlimax mixed with post full moon symptoms

it rained

I laughed more than I did in all the days of the last 2 weeks combined and was sad more than I have noticed myself to be in the last weeks, too.

A true roller coaster kind of day.

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Art:

I took photographs

I sat near art in the FACT in Liverpool

I also sat with one of Liverpool's oldest and most unjustly underexposed artists who was once friends with John Cage.

I panicked about Art

That's as much Art as was in my day today. Some days are like that.

I am noting a distinct shortage in residency offers…

Feel reprimanded..

Following a long conversation with the grumpyest photolab running person ever; to the general content of: nobody uses film any more and he's pissed off about that. : I went and took 2 rolls of Medium Format film to be developed and printed. £27.98 !!!

Well, and he is surprised that we don't use much film any more???

I nearly fainted. And that plus his enormously hectic grumpy mannerism I am not surprised in the slightest that people do not use film anymore. It is more like I was being punished for going in and handing over my Holga – shot – film.. When the man should be happy..

I need to point out at this point that regardless of his terrible, terrible mood, I really like him and his shop and think, too, that it is atrocious that he will be going out of business soon, pushed out of the market by the digital age and our fast, fast, extra fast food consumer habits. But I do understand what made his customers go elsewhere. Oh Geoff, we can all tell that you loath us when we individually come into your shop with our amateur shot rolls of film, wanting first class service for prices that seem steep to us but barely cover your business costs.

Despite his terrible moods I urge everyone to go and take their custom to Samsons cameras on Bold Street, even if just for the old times sake, those times that include the 90's when we still had a lot of shops that have been in their place for a generation or two, had patina and character and hadn't been swallowed up by Wallmart and Tesco just yet. Those times when we thought a mobile phone was pretty avant garde and digital cameras suspicious, miracular and actually incredibly practical.

Now to return to ME ME ME:

Since nobody thinks I need rescuing by way of a residency, how about an invitation to exhibit with a generous fee? A tip on a production grant coming up so that I can begin building the 'New Media Gallery for Birds' ?

hmmmm???

Yesterday I started on a drawing series to accompany "The Watchers" project. These drawings take reference on the traditional Indian painting that I studied with the painter in South India. I am quite happy with the result.

So much for now, for today.

Residencies anyone?

(also feel free to offer me free accommodation in London: your very own live in artist…!! That surely would be something to declare at the next dinner party?!!!)

This situation is getting a bit out of hand.

I stand accused of being the devil, sent by a group of devils to single out a religious man to ruin his life! (seriously, this in all seriousness has been left on my answer-machine today) I think he is avoiding taking responsibilities here for his own actions..

Perhaps I should consider after all: to take a lead from Sophie Calle and base a project around this section of my personal life..

This morning he climbed into the locked garden and then onto my window sill..

…of course I called the police and they came quickly

Later in the day I found lots of malicious abuse online on one of my profiles…

…and I spent more hours with the police, the officer tried hard to help. Ultimately I feel a bit alone.

Where and when will this stop please?

How on earth am I meant to be doing work through this? (through being stalked)

tzzzz.

Would anyone like to invite me on a residency perhaps?

A safe haven where I can work?

Well, I shall carry on, even if I have to down scale some of this years ambitions. I just can't curl up, that wouldn't be useful at all. Somehow it is the art work that always pulls me out of the deepest ditches that life may throw up from time to time, admittedly I haven't come across one this deep yet. But there's no use in moping. I am scared, yes, but well, that won't earn me medals now will it?

And I want medals, brownie points and general international success please.. I only have 2 more years and will turn old age beyond hope etc… So I already lost yet another year in which productivity ran at about 15%, if that, of what I would have been happy with. It wouldn't help to fret and lose even more time.

I want medals!

Oh, or a residency please. For any casual reader who doesn't know what that is: Simply the artist / I is invited to a location to make art work to help my career and help me develop my art work. Basically it is help to get the artist / I to blossom.

So what does that mean for you?: Well you will know if you are an art organisation, and I suggest you quickly grab your notepad and take this e-mail address: [email protected] and e-mail me quickly to send me an invitation to offer me some shelter.

If however you are a casual art lover..: Perhaps you live somewhere on a farm, near a farm, with some space: an empty garage, and some space for me to sleep.. If so: Invite me! Host me, maybe even feed me (vegetables, bread and fish) I need to get away from a somewhat unpredictable, threatening person who has discovered a penchant for climbing onto my window sill… [email protected]

So much for tonight. there is lots of work to do, I best leap to it.

As I say:

I want medals……!!!!

(part 3)

Their collection of works is amazing. It brought old Bruce Naumans, Richard Serras to life. Things I wanted to walk past because in other galleries the same artist hadn't been so memorable: here they spoke with beautiful elegance and life! I saw for the first time in real 3D form the drawings / film of William Kentridge. It was presented to well, like everything else the spaces the rooms chosen, the sequences chosen, everything just fitted so well. This curator should receive double pay! Bonuses for her. I apologize I forgot her name, but I will check and I will order the catalogue because the entire building gave me palpitations of unbelievable joy!

The Tate Gallery gave me this kind of joy once with the 1st half of the Chinese show early last summer, in Liverpool. Where I nearly cried a tear of happiness, too. But rarely have I seen anything comparable to the exhibition at Museon in Bolzano!

I eventually took the night train back to Venice to do some filming with my cine camera (yes, I dragged that around with me… Like a lump of lead.) and soak up some more watery spirit. Oh it is beautiful. I took the Tragettho accross the canal and then decided to stay on it and paid the catain for several crossings.. He just thought I am a bit mad. The tragettho is a gondola without the nicknacks and is used at fixed points along the grand canal where there are no bridges but people need to cross. THAT is a real gondola, actually. No gimmics but function. Oh and infinitely cheaper. A crossing is 50 cent. And several crossings are quite fine to get a feel for the gondola experience.

The return journey home reminded me how much I loath Ryan Air, MUSt remember to NEVER fly with them again. I'd rather cycle, yes, all the way. What a shambles.

So here I am, back. Ready to roll dung.

(part 2)

Eventually I arrived. Wow.

I somehow missed over 1/4 of the exhibition because I got rather involved in trying to fix a room full of 16mm projections that were off, with jammed film and no dust covers… However: wow, so much art.

(details hopefully later, if I have time to review a bit)

Then by train back to trento, collection of my suitcase and by train to Bolzano where I spent about 90 minutes trying to find a bed, not realizing I could have had a free one, instead paying a cheap as chips hotel. Found a really good restaurant, met a curator from Bulgaria but resident in Portugal got exhibition tips from him.

Next day: woke up, re-located to MSuite, an art work for living in, inside a gallery in Bolzano, a free night's sleep. I stayed 2 nights.

Then made a beeline for Bolzano's Manifesta which I found disappointing. But more about that another time. I then travelled to Fortezza walked around an old fortress with the thickest walls and dampest air and felt just like at home (remember: I live in the arctic, there is a piece of it in my flat in Liverpool)..

I wasn't enormously taken with the soundinstallations there, but I liked the ideas just nto all of the execution. It would be really nice to get the Fortezza specific section of the catalogue collection (4 books, who can afford or carry all them?)

It took me a long time to get back to Bolzano and the MSuite but I was in heaven in those comfortable beds, Art work by Hubert Kostner . Before I went back I had some pizza and the waiter informed me that he is a trained hunter from Hungary and that if I want he will come to Liverpool to protect me. Brilliant. And he gave me a huge shot of Grappa to cheer me up. It worked it's magic.

On the following day two new people arrived at the MSuite and turned out to be the missing link between me and the art. They brought everything to life and really complemented and completed the experience magnificently. Ulli and David. Ulli a curator from the Bodensee and David originally from near London, a photographer / programmer / Bus Bar operator..

They were absolutely wonderful and sowed several seeds that are currently germinating into project additions or even projects of their own.

We went to Museon together, Bolzano's new, brand new, still sparkling, contemporary art gallery. I have never been to such a flawless place. Absolutely outstanding, unforgettable, wonderful, wow, wow, wow, in case I didn't make it clear: WOW!