Well 2013. Welcome. You have not made a particularly good start but I’m prepared to be just a little bit patient with you. I hold in my aura the power of positive thinking and I am sure THIS will be the year.
For 2013 gone will be the silly socks.
We will only be having serious socks from now on.
Only black and white versions of colour will be allowed or will come attached with appropriate eyewear and strict instructions.
Manifestos will be followed.
Make up will be worn.
Your have been warned.
