Regarding the painting of my boards I have had many suggestions from so many interested parties, including the use of arcane brushes, mixing fairy liquid with gouache, spraying, rollering and scraping. Some have found fault with my preparation, which I cannot deny was a little slipshod and have suggested primers and base coats. My favourite suggestion from my dear friend Paul Becker is transcribed below:
“If you melted down your your Pilgrim hat and the single rogue sideburn, surely that would be a primer as smooth and black as the devil’s own coat tails?”
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I still haven’t telephoned the Bingo hall
