Sporting League: game 4
Bayerns and Athletico both held onto their 100 percent records…Red Star appeared to be reeling after their poor end to last season against Novia this time losing to Bombaya…Lunderbach admitted that they had run out of funds and were handed a loan from Universo Collunteen…Dons looked rock solid against Liver Halvers after a fine 3-1 victory…Sporting Radio: ‘See I don’t really understand why the Bayerns no1 wasn’t sent off for that challenge. There was intent, that’s for sure. Now you can’t tell me if an Olby or Liver Halvers player did that they wouldn’t get a 4 match ban or something?…come on get real…’
Sporting League: Game 3.
Bayerns, runners up last season seem to have had a bit of a point to prove after their 5-0 win at home to Metronona. Bayerns boss: ‘I think the scoreline was flattering to to be fair, but the players held their nerve and got a well earned 3 points in the bag. We still need some investment in the youth squads if we’re gonna be up there at the end of the season.’ Athletico also held onto their 100 per cent start with a 1-0 win at home to champions to Novia…the Athletico governing body have turned down another request from Sporting headquarters to relinquish their independent status and join the Sporting clubs federation. Class warriors Universo are enjoying their return to sporting football with a win over Indentine. Sporting Radio: ‘You know, I’ve gotta say that Universo played their percentages really well, but as for class warriors? Indentine would see them as champagne socialists!That Indentine no3 is a real fighter, brave as a lion…’
Athletico moved to the top of the league with a 2-1 win over a tricky Zindustrious…Champions Novia were too strong for Bombaya with a 2-0 win. Bombaya boss…’ I’ve had enough of those pre-madonnas at Novia. I think some of their players have gotten a bit big for their boots to be honest…I mean, they came from nothin’ and now actin’ all la de da!’ Bayerns won 2-0 at home to Colne and have already gotten themselves critical acclaim for their new contemporary arts centre. Bayerns chairperson…’ I’m hoping this latest venture sponsored by Rayinado will make our municipale centre the envy of The Sporting region.’
Yop Lane will have to pay the fine for being the 1st team to defect from the Colbreck to The Sporting league in it’s 23 year history. Yop’s chairperson/PR dept were unavailable for comment.
Sporting League: Season 2007-08
Sporting Radio: ‘Well it’s another season where one has to blink at the sight of Colne at the top of the table after just one game…also interesting to see Novia beat a rather sluggish Chamber Athlete at Athleticas road.’ The Red Star chairperson has already caused unrest throughout the supporters after stating that his team won’t be in the title race this season due to budget restrictions. Bayerns celebrated the opening of their new contemporary art gallery in the city centre with an artisan performance against new kids on the block, the old revolutionaries themselves Universo Collunteen. Universo boss: ‘We’re made up to be back in the league and promise a series of disruptive actions this season if The Sporting League bigwigs continue to bleed the smaller clubs dry.’
Novia are the champions after beating their nearest rivals Red Star comfortably on the last day of the season. Sporting radio: ‘Well, Novia couldn’t have wished for an easier way to get their 1st Sporting title….the celebrations will go on for a week in Novia city.’
Bolsov and Muno were relegated.
Universo Collunteen and Yop Lane have won election to the league next season.
