The Sporting League: game 18
The recent convention at The University Of Universo continued questioning the validity of the existence of The Sporting League. The next meeting of the great minds will feature ‘Is consciousness – a mere construct?’
Meanwhile, Universo Collunteen did their homework on the training pitch prior to a convincing two goals to one victory over thirteenth placed Metronova.
Red Star regained some respectability with a two goals to one win against a league leaders Bayerns.
Sporting Radio: Pundit ‘x’: ‘Forgive me for missing something out there today, but why did Bayerns insist on playing with just one up front? I think the suggestions of ill discipline with their strike force could be true…’
The Delta Association of Communication Agencies says the state online advertising market rose 40% last season. Could we be looking at a return to past glories for The Sporting League’s original technology innovators?
Sporting League: Game 17
Sporting Radio: Pundit X: ‘This Tranquilayers team is in a transition period, I was well pleased with the win over Chamber but I’m pretty sure the press have got the knives out too early…’
Pundit Y: ‘I know Delta have got some experience but not enough to give them a top five finish…I don’t know why they refuse to buy over the summer.’
Pundit Y: ‘I think Olby need to go 4-3-3. I mean in their last game they didn’t have enough bodies in support. Lets face it, they got lucky against Dons this evenin’.’
The Sporting League Consumer Prices Index (SLC) annual rate of inflation has risen to 8.6%, up from 4% this season.
This was driven by higher food, fuel and clothing costs and was the highest level for more than five years.
The Sporting League: Game 16
Sporting Radio: Pundit x: ‘Turgid, turgid, turgid! How can that be a good advert for The Sporting League? That was the most defensive game I’ve seen in the last ten years. You know, it gets more and more about the money with these big clubs…’ An extract from the postmortem of The Novia versus Bayerns game that ended goaless.
The Pacifica school of philosophy has lost it’s funding from the Sporting League council. The school of thought are proposing a silent demonstration on the steps of Athletico Stadium – regular recipients of the grant.
The Sporting League: Game 15
Metronova had a stunning 2-0 win over Athletico which meant that Bayerns were able to capitalise with a 5-0 win away to Zindustrious in what can only be described as the most intimidating ground to visit as an away team in Sporting football…Novia refuted accusations that their slacker affectation in their marketing is spilling onto the football field: Novia boss…’Well, look, we’re not the kind of place where we’ll all be rushing about stressin’…it ain’t our style, but we’ve got a good work ethic down here…I’m sure the Colne players would be the first to agree.’
Novia whimsically won the match by two goals to nil.
There has been a recent convention on fuel duty rises in Green Tree state as they prepare to make the area a non-car zone by 2020. The club celebrated their post match win at Bombaya camping out with their supporters at Green Tree plaza.
