The Sporting League: Game 14
Tempers flared in the Sporting League match between Yop Lane and Olby. The Yoppites were incensed at the referee adding an extra ten minutes injury time, blowing the whistle as soon as Olby scored. Yop manager fumed: ‘The ref is out of order, I was thinking about putting the report into The sporting federation but it would have the chocolate fireguard effect. A bloody disgrace!’….Bayerns won one goal to nil in a steady performance against struggling Dons…Tranquilayers celebrated opening their new record label with a new kit and a two-one victory over Pacifica.
Latest research at The Universo University suggests that life expectancy in the Sporting region is on the rise, a population expert has said. However, people in industrialised areas such as Universo itself will live an average 10 years less than those residing in the upmarket Tranquilayers Hilti forest.
Bayerns and Tranquilayers battled out a 2-2 draw…Athletico capitalised with a 2-1 win away to their noisy neighbours Chamber Athlete…Yop Lane were impressive in their away win over basement side Indentine…Novia returned to championship form with a solid performance against a tough Delta, winning one goal to nil.
Low budget Sefton Niniann security services have taken over the Dons franchise as the club have lost fifty percent Sporting funding for their police force.
The Sporting League: Game 12
Novia’s early season charity match against Red Star came back to haunt them as they’d originally played this fixture during the summer break – the 3-1 defeat was carried forward and put them eight points behind the team ot the summit…Leaders Bayerns were in a different class away to Liver Halvers as they finished up winners by four goals to one… The Universo Collunteen boss has warned his side’s fans: ‘Behave yourselves.’ Their gaffer hopes that there’s no repeat of the trouble at the pre season friendly when they meet up against Zindustrious in their next league game. ‘We did well there against Dons – ‘they’re always a tough team to beat, but we really need the fans to behave themselves. Lets just hope we’re talking about incidents on the pitch, as opposed to off it at the final whistle against the Zinnies.’
Vallcome have confirmed that they’re now moving their consortium to The Colbreck league as they’re beginning a new phase in a marketing campaign.
The Sporting League: Game 11
Bayerns stunned Yop Lane with a late strike to win by a goal to nil. The Yop Lane no 3 player was far from impressed..’ I can’t believe it, there were only a few seconds to go when we let in a farcical goal. We need to take a long look at ourselves and see what we can put right for the next match. I have a lot of good friends in the Bayerns team – many I still consider to be friends for life. We’ll move on though, I miss playing for Bayerns but now I’ve been drafted in here to do a job and get us up there challenging for titles in the coming years.’ Athletico managed to get their two best players sent off in a heated contest against Indentine, but they managed to hold out for the 2-1 leading scoreline…Novia moved up into third position with an easy win over a Lunderbach side that looked completely void of the inventiveness that they promised after signing the tricky little winger from Red Noughtens.
Sporting Radio… Pundit A:’Oh come off it, how do you expect new starts like Yop Lane to really challenge Bayerns and Novia in the title race…seriously mate, it just ain’t gonna happen’ Pundit B …’They didn’t win the league in the Colbreck division without some potential, I think you really underestimate the strength in depth of some of those clubs…you need to wake up and smell the ol’ coffee..’
Hallex Invention Systematics have agreed a six month sponsorship deal with Zindustrious.
