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Sporting League Season 2011 – 2012

Game 1

The Sporting League returned with an action packed programme which saw champions Tranquilayers stutter with a one – one draw against Athletico.

Sporting Radio Pundit X: ‘Well I’ve enjoyed me ol’ summer break up in the Hliti forest. Let’s be honest though…that was a bit of a yawnfest from the champions out there today. It was second gear stuff out there.’

Delta winning at Metronova by four goals to one was enough to put them at the top after the first day. Delta boss: ‘We put in a shift today against a resilient Metro, but we put a lot of pressure on their back four which paid dividends for us at the business end of the game.’

Universo Collunteen won the match of the day with a two goals to nil win over Novia.

Universo gaffer: ‘I’m pleased with that one…it just kinda eases us into the season. I felt that we underachieved last season so I went into the summer transfer market and got myself a few bargains in the charity shops.’

Pointeso awoke from their cool summer slumber to win by two goals to one away to Bolsov. Bolsov boss: ‘Pointeso are the team of the moment and we nearly stole a point at the death. ‘

Officials in Sporting City northern quarter say candidate 203 has won the state’s primary caucuses in the race for the Sporting City Zone 51 control nomination with 24% of the vote.

With most of the votes counted, socialite outsider candidate 200 was in second place with 18%.

The burgeoning Pointeso art scene is also in full flow with the official opening of the Naze Vale gallery. Curator Z: ‘We’re the new generation, there is a whole new audience, and we are not interested in pandering to a generation that is not going to be here in 20 years time. We are young and if I may say so myself – pretty damn beautifulistically cool. It’s great when you have a mixture of Pointeso players coming to the all nighters we put on over here. As I said, we are the future – the days of Novian slacker chique are long gone. ‘


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