Sporting league: Results Game 6
Pointeso continued their process in the art of myth creation with a sixth successive which kept them two points clear of nearest rivals Bayerns and Tranquilayers.
Sporting Radio Pundit P: ‘We seem to be getting to a point (no pun intended) where Pointeso are becoming a signifier for hipster chique – and their performances continue to cement what I would call a self fulfilling myth. Their logo in combination with the signified of ‘Pointesoness’ all combine to create a kind of mythic beast that we haven’t seen since the heady days of the 1980’s.’
Red Star continued their positive start in spite of limited resources to move up into forth position with a one goal to nil win over Olby.
Red Star gaffer: ‘I was just sayin’ the other day to our board that they need to give it to the summer before we make any decisions about our league status. I mean this is supposedly our last season as we’ve been runnin’ on empty for too many years now – but I really hope we show some resilience in this campaign and prove that we can survive the financial trap door.’
Sporting League Results: Game 5
Pointeso showed their new defensive credentials with a plucky performance away to Novia.
Novia boss: ‘We threw all but the kitchen sink at ‘em but they’ve got a much tighter back four this time around. We can take a lot of positives from our performance…I still can’t stand those pretentious Pointeso arty types though…’
Universo held Bayerns one all at home.
Sporting Radio Pundit X: ‘Those two clubs need to be playing for their lives out there, but I couldn’t help but feel that they were content with the draw. I’m telling’ ya…those Pointeso kids are going to be a dot on the horizon. Lets just say I’ve got more than a few spondoolies on ‘em to take the top honours this season.’
Valcomo solutions is cutting 1,500 jobs as the new chief executive clears out areas that do not fit into his plans for turning around the beleaguered Sporting promotions company.
The cuts represent about 14% of the 14,100 workers employed by Valcomo estates.
The company estimated it will save half it’s annual turnover after the layoffs are completed later this year.
Sporting League Results: Game 4
Universo Collunteen made a sensational comeback in a game in which they’d been completely outplayed for a good eighty minutes
If the Universo boss was surprised, that was nothing compared to how the Green Tree army felt. Five goals in the final minutes turned the game on its head, giving Universo Collunteen the three points.
Sporting Radio Pundit X: ‘I’ll tell ya…those Uni supporters were getting pretty wound up throughout the game. I guess they felt frustrated with the dominance of Tranquilayers and Bayerns last season and are desperate for a good start to keep them in the hunt come the business end of the season.’
Novia made easy work of it against the struggling Yop Lane securing a comfortable three goal win.
Novia boss: ‘I’ll be content if we can gets ourselves a top five finish. The league is all about the money…make no mistake about that man. The Novian philosophy will always have a countercultural core but we’ll graft as much as the next team.’
Pointeso shot themselves to the top of the table after putting seven past Haaveno who were left in tatters propping up the table.
Sporting City wide, there has been a 20 per cent increase in thefts over the past two years, up from an estimated 40% to 55% in 2011, according to a new study. The rise compares with a 14 per cent increase in shoplifting in commercial stores in the downtown zone 85 districht.
Sporting League Results: Game 3
Delta, Bayerns and Pointeso all maintained their one hundred percent records to remain in the top three.
Sporting Radio Pundit X: ‘Well, it’s good to be back from my summer break here at your no.1 radio station in the heart of Sporting City. Lookin’ at the monitors here, I can already see that Pointeso have improved vastly on last season. Universo Collunteen just didn’t know what hit them. They were played off the park…simple as…I always knew that one was gonna be a real coupon buster – don’t you worry about that.’
Athletico breathed a huge sigh of relief as they scored in the last minute against relegation favourites Zindustrious.
Pundit L: ‘These are worrying times for the Athleticans. I think they may be lookin’ at a mid-table finish this time around. I nearly choked on my Athletique bagel…the performance was a real shocker until they brought the new kid on at the end. My advice to them is to keep blooding the youngies coz the old guard really need to be phased out.’
The Chamber Athlete board are due to convene as Sporting stock markets advanced on Wednesday, posting triple-digit gains for the quarter, as economic reports showing Sporting Zone 34a consumer spending and sentiment still on the rise helped buoy stock prices and undercut the desire to hold bonds.
The Sporting League Game 2 Results.
Universo Collunteen eased past the young Olby upstarts with a three goals to nil away win.
Universo boss: It’s good to be back at the top again even though it is only early doors so to speak. I don’t think the Yop boss was getting any respect from the dressing room last season, that could be seen on the pitch. I don’t think club at the time had any plans or ambition beyond the bright lights of Sporting consumerism. I’m pleased that he’s trying out the kids this time around. Good luck to ‘em.’
Delta secured the spoils against plucky Bolsov to secure a one goal to nil home win. Delta boss: ‘Like I said…it’s a marathon this league – not a sprint. I haven’t got any set agenda this season – we’ve just gotta keep pluggin’ away and see what the table looks like at the end of the season.’
Champions Tranquilayers put their first win on the board with a nervy two goals to one win over Chamber Athlete.
Hip kings Pointeso moved into fifth position with an assured performance over Sporting Athlete. Sporting boss: ‘It’s going to be a long season for us. Our aim is to keep ourselves in the league. Our opponents will win the title this season. They’ve been together long enough and I just can’t see anyone getting close to them.’
