Sporting Radio Pundit Y: ‘I’ve been having some difficulty in understanding why Yop Lane have been refused permanent residence in The Sporting League. The select committee spend quite a lot of time nodding heads, stroking chins and feigning intellectual sensibility. I’ve been in on one of their meetings when I was doing work experience as a young reporter and I can tell you for a fact that it’s definitely a ‘not what you know’ world in sporting City.’
Pundit X: ‘I think you’re a Yoppite on the quiet. Lets make no mistake, they were absolutely magnifique in their one goal to nil home win over Green Tree earlier, but you have to earn your stripes in this league.’
Universo were comfortable winners against Metronova by three goals to one…Liver Halvers continued to balance precariously on the trap door as they were hammered by the physically stronger Pointeso…Red Star were deserved winners over relegated Zindustrious as they stay in the big purse zone of seventh position…Athletico kept themselves in touch with a hard earned three goals to two win over the now former champions Bayerns.
The Sporting league: Game 34
Universo saw their lead at the summit reduced to just three points as they were held to a draw against cool kids Pointeso…Athletico took advantage of the Universo slip up by defeating Green Tree which put the woods people back into the bottom two and are now odds on favorites for the drop…Novia moved to within four points of the lead with four games remaining as they defeated lowly Delta…Lunderbach put the boot in on Chamber Athlete as they moved clear of relegation with a two goals to one home win.
Sporting League: Game 33
Universo held onto their 5 point lead at the top win a win over Liver Halvers…Athletico made mince meat out of the extra terrestrialarians Metronova – winning by three goals to one. Sporting Radio Pundit X: ‘Well the aliens will be phonin’ home tonight..he..he…’Chamber Athlete are all but safe, however were served up a plate containing four goals against as Novia continued their title challenge…
Sporting League: Game 32
It was noticeable how nervous the Universo were as they trotted out at home to Colne – the bogey side of the Sporting big guns. An early penalty eased the nerves as the top Universo centre half calmly put the ball past the keeper into the left hand corner of the net…Athletico continued to put the pressure on the leaders with a crucial away win against Pointeso. Athletico supporter X: ‘I’m well pleased with that win. It was great because of all the @!*** the Pointeso players and fans were giving us in the build up. I’m realistic enough to realize that it’s the place to be at the moment…I mean I go clubbin’ up there at the weekends. There is a real buzz – but they’ve disrespected Athletico which is a big no no in this league. You’d never get that kind of nonsense from sides like Olby and Liver Halvers’….Novia kept up their late challenge with a two goals to one win over relegated Zindustrious. It was also confirmed that Tranquilayers pulled out of offering the Zinnies financial assistance.
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