The Sporting League: Game 15
Metronova had a stunning 2-0 win over Athletico which meant that Bayerns were able to capitalise with a 5-0 win away to Zindustrious in what can only be described as the most intimidating ground to visit as an away team in Sporting football…Novia refuted accusations that their slacker affectation in their marketing is spilling onto the football field: Novia boss…’Well, look, we’re not the kind of place where we’ll all be rushing about stressin’…it ain’t our style, but we’ve got a good work ethic down here…I’m sure the Colne players would be the first to agree.’
Novia whimsically won the match by two goals to nil.
There has been a recent convention on fuel duty rises in Green Tree state as they prepare to make the area a non-car zone by 2020. The club celebrated their post match win at Bombaya camping out with their supporters at Green Tree plaza.
The Sporting League: Game 14
Tempers flared in the Sporting League match between Yop Lane and Olby. The Yoppites were incensed at the referee adding an extra ten minutes injury time, blowing the whistle as soon as Olby scored. Yop manager fumed: ‘The ref is out of order, I was thinking about putting the report into The sporting federation but it would have the chocolate fireguard effect. A bloody disgrace!’….Bayerns won one goal to nil in a steady performance against struggling Dons…Tranquilayers celebrated opening their new record label with a new kit and a two-one victory over Pacifica.
Latest research at The Universo University suggests that life expectancy in the Sporting region is on the rise, a population expert has said. However, people in industrialised areas such as Universo itself will live an average 10 years less than those residing in the upmarket Tranquilayers Hilti forest.
Bayerns and Tranquilayers battled out a 2-2 draw…Athletico capitalised with a 2-1 win away to their noisy neighbours Chamber Athlete…Yop Lane were impressive in their away win over basement side Indentine…Novia returned to championship form with a solid performance against a tough Delta, winning one goal to nil.
Low budget Sefton Niniann security services have taken over the Dons franchise as the club have lost fifty percent Sporting funding for their police force.
The Sporting League: Game 12
Novia’s early season charity match against Red Star came back to haunt them as they’d originally played this fixture during the summer break – the 3-1 defeat was carried forward and put them eight points behind the team ot the summit…Leaders Bayerns were in a different class away to Liver Halvers as they finished up winners by four goals to one… The Universo Collunteen boss has warned his side’s fans: ‘Behave yourselves.’ Their gaffer hopes that there’s no repeat of the trouble at the pre season friendly when they meet up against Zindustrious in their next league game. ‘We did well there against Dons – ‘they’re always a tough team to beat, but we really need the fans to behave themselves. Lets just hope we’re talking about incidents on the pitch, as opposed to off it at the final whistle against the Zinnies.’
Vallcome have confirmed that they’re now moving their consortium to The Colbreck league as they’re beginning a new phase in a marketing campaign.
