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The Sporting League: Game 11

Bayerns stunned Yop Lane with a late strike to win by a goal to nil. The Yop Lane no 3 player was far from impressed..’ I can’t believe it, there were only a few seconds to go when we let in a farcical goal. We need to take a long look at ourselves and see what we can put right for the next match. I have a lot of good friends in the Bayerns team – many I still consider to be friends for life. We’ll move on though, I miss playing for Bayerns but now I’ve been drafted in here to do a job and get us up there challenging for titles in the coming years.’ Athletico managed to get their two best players sent off in a heated contest against Indentine, but they managed to hold out for the 2-1 leading scoreline…Novia moved up into third position with an easy win over a Lunderbach side that looked completely void of the inventiveness that they promised after signing the tricky little winger from Red Noughtens.

Sporting Radio… Pundit A:’Oh come off it, how do you expect new starts like Yop Lane to really challenge Bayerns and Novia in the title race…seriously mate, it just ain’t gonna happen’ Pundit B …’They didn’t win the league in the Colbreck division without some potential, I think you really underestimate the strength in depth of some of those clubs…you need to wake up and smell the ol’ coffee..’

Hallex Invention Systematics have agreed a six month sponsorship deal with Zindustrious.


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The Sporting League: Game 10

Bayerns continued their impressive unbeaten run of ten games without defeat with a three goals to one win away to Green Tree…Green Tree Boss..’ I think we’ve just lost to this years champions elect, they’ve really got some fantastic players.’…Athletico kept themselves hot on the heels of the leaders with a win at home to PacificaYop Lane came back from the brink against Colne – overcoming a three goal half time deficit to win by four goals to three in injury time…Champions Novia won two goals to one against Metronova after resting some of their top players – a gamble that paid dividends

Milloscher productions have gained rights to a ten match deal with Tranquilayers as they relocate to the non-place Industriole Zone whilst their stadium undergoes emergency repair…


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Sporting League: Game 9

‘We have belief, confidence, we’re committed…’ so said the Novia boss after a confident performance against Zindustrious running out 3-1 winners at the end of the ninety minutes…Tranquilayers seemed to end the Red Star title campaign early with a deserved 2-1 victory…’I suppose if rich people wanna throw money about, then why not?’ observed the Liver Halvers boss as his side went down to a late winner scored by the leagues most expensive youngster based at Delta by two goals to one.

Sporting Radio…’I’m not sure he’s gonna stay there for too long to be honest. He’ll have lifted the atmosphere around the place, that’s for sure…but nah man, he ain’t gonna stay there for too long.’

Latest…Bombaya have promised to overcome their current financial situation by: ‘Remaining in the league at all costs…’ according to their PR team.


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Sporting League: Game 8

Sporting Radio: ‘He destroyed Delta 2nd half, didn’t he?’ ‘Well, yeah, it has to be said that young lad ran rings around them…in fact i think that’s his first hatrick in a competitive match…unbelievable stuff.’ ( Delta 2 Yop lane 3)…Bayerns were way too strong for a Bombaya side that look weaker than last season. Bombaya boss..’ I’m worried because the funds that we had a few years back simply aren’t there, we’ve gotta get used to life on a shoestring nowadays…’


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