Sporting League game 5
Universo moved to joint top with a four goals to three way win over Sporting Athlete. Sporting radio: Pundit X: ‘Man, that was one hell of a game tonight – these teams back in the league kinda reminds me of the early days…I don’t know how to explain it…it harked back to the jumpers for goalpost, ye know, when the world was your oyster and all that malarkey.’
Pundit Y: ‘Did you spend some time supping in the bar at half time?’
Pundit X: ‘Ha, lets just say that I’ve got exclusive passes, ye kno’ – access all areas n’ that. I’m more of a champers with the chief execs kinda guy than in the dusty bars. Tell ya what tho’ – they do great prawn sarnies down at Sporting Athlete!’
Injury hit Novia unsurprisingly dropped their first points of the season with a one – one draw with Athletico.
Champions Bayerns recovered from their shock defeat at home to Colne with a home win over Zindustrious. Bayerns boss: I’m kinda annoyed with the Zindustrious stewards for allowing their lot to smuggle in amps and guitars…it was like being at a thrash metal concert, I have a splitting headache – just pleased that our players are true pro’s and managed to block it out.’
Kings of cool Pointeso made hard work of their clash against Pacifica, finally running out winners by a goal to nil with just three minutes left on the clock.
The game of the day had to be the two-all draw between Olby and Yop Lane. Yop supporter: ‘ I had a weird trip into Olby city. I’d driven from the Colbreck region. Have you ever been over that way…very different from the sporting zone, believe me. I got lost, found myself driving and driving through the desert – miles of endless roads, run down petrol stations, trees, signs along the road…ye kno’ flags flying, clouds reflecting in my sunglasses. I didn’t reach the stadium until half time – my beloved Yop were two goals down. I’ve been following them from the early days, d’ya know what I’m sayin’? Do you like my Yop Lane socks…they’ve got little diamonds on ’em…look! Gots ’em out of the Yop shop..’
