Sporting League 2010 – 2011
Game 8
Novia saw their gaffer sent off as they conceded a dubious injury time goal against Tranquilayers. Novia boss: ‘What do you expect me to say? If I open my trap I’m sure the trusted sporting federation will ban me from the league full stop. Freedom of speech? Smeedom of peach more like!’
Bayerns eased to a two goals to nil victory over fifteenth placed Pacifica. Sporting Radio Pundit X: ‘I don’t think the Bayerns players broke into a sweat out there. I felt for the Pacifica boss really. I mean, they had so much potential when they first entered the league and now they’re a side in decline. I guess it’s kinda reflected all along the Pacifica coast. I wouldn’t take my holidays there nowadays – the crime levels have gone through the roof since the financial meltdown.’