The Sporting League: Game 38
Tranquilayers won their first title since 1995 and their fourth overall with a hard fought one – nil win over Saints.
Sporting Radio Pundit X: ‘The Tranquilayers number one played an absolute blinder and will book a place in the club’s folklore. That save in the firsy minute was truly magical. I’m watchin’ now as the Tranquilayers pitch fill up with their usually reserved conservative support base. Fireworks, euphoria – i don’t think the supporters can believe that they’re champions after sixteen long years.’
Bayerns were snuffed out at the death against Pointeso in a match that had the past versus the future written all over it. Bayerns boss: ‘I’d like to congratulate Tranquilayers on their success and they’re gong to enjoy the moment. We need to look at ourselves and give it a few days to decide what we’re going to do to get ourselves ready for next season.’
Drakens and Indentine waved goodbye to the league for a second time after defeats to Pacifica and Athletico.
Pundit X: ‘Well, I’m lookin’ forward to me hols in The Hilti Forest over the summer. I’ll be doin’ the ol’ weights and gettin’ myself in shape on the ol’ golf circuit.’
Pundit Y: ‘It won’t last bro’…you can’t keep away from the health spa buffets, nickin’ the ol’ chocolate on the sly at midnight from the ol’ mini bar…’
The conversation continued across the Sporting City airwaves as the blue fireworks shimmered in the night sky.
