The Sporting League: Game 17
Pointeso and Kite Vale cancelled each other out in this chess fest resulting in a nil – nil draw.
Sporting Radio Pundit X: ‘Lets just say there was none of the ol’ champagne football out there today…it was more a case of downin’ a couple ‘o’ the old white lightnin’s and hopin’ for the best…’
Pundit Y: ‘Well can’t blame them to be honest. I think both sides will play all out come the business end of the season.’
Pundit X: ‘Aye.’
Universo Collunteen made the most of the preceding bore draw as they put five past Chamber Athlete.
Universo boss: ‘Credit to our hosts Chamber – I think the result was flattering to us really…it’s good to get ourselves back on top of the tree.’
Sporting City executives currently looking into long-term effects of inhaling nicotine vapour, but there is no evidence to date that it causes cancer or heart disease as cigarette smoking does. Indeed, many researchers agree that e-cigarettes will turn out to be much safer than conventional cigarettes, an idea that e-cigarette companies have made much of in their advertising.
Sporting League health executive Paula Hooraza: ‘Yap…we’re keeping an eye on things at the moment. There is a concern that the vapours could be affecting player performance. I only got a report in the other day from one of our premier clients who suggested that the haze at the stadium may have prevented their top stars from performing…’
