HUMAN AND MECHANICAL ERROR.
I set my camera up to record me smashing the phalluses. I had previously decided that I wasn’t going to use the video footage but display it on here. However I wanted to take the sound and play it as it would be more effective.
I set my camera up to record the smashing however I didn’t check it to see if it was still recording at intervals so I haven’t got any footage of what was an amusing slightly dangerous and powerful performance piece. All that’s left is the relic, which you shall be able to see once the degree show is in full swing, as I don’t want to ruin the surprise until then.
Apologies to those eager to see the video I am extremely mad at myself for my negligence. Never rely on things.