A reconstruction of bashing my head against the extractor fan. I’ve been nudging it for the last two weeks when cooking but this was the first time we really got acquainted properly. I fear that this will not be the last time we come to blows unless I stop cooking at home and eat all my meals out, as indeed many Westerners do. The potential for conflict between us still intrigues me however and besides, I also rather enjoy cooking. Cooking food is a huge topic I’ve barely touched upon yet but I will get onto it in due course.